In fact, maybe just avoid pick-up lines, they never seem to work. So in hindsight, it would probably be better if you avoided granny banging and jelly dicks altogether. You’ve ruined it there and then, there is no coming back from this ever.Įven if it was an innocent typo, the connotations of necrophilia will forever haunt any attempts in this conquest. Great job! Though I think the underlying desperation was starting to shine through just a tiny bit, but she probably didn’t notice. Quite a graphic start, and sounding slightly pervy, but funny and original enough to successfully break the ice and get some laughter. What Ian lacks in charm he more than makes up for in graphic imagery. Where the surreal and strange become common place and two days later drunken messages are to be expected. 8.Īnd so we go down the rabbit hole of Tinder pickup lines. Shit still not working, use the race card! Damn man I don’t know what to tell ya, all of that should have worked, maybe she’s just busy? Yeah that’s definitely it. I know, ask her if she’s blocked you that gets them going. Just keep going until you come out the other side. 7.Īlright so you fumbled the start Tanner, don’t worry brah it’s still good you got this. Any pick up line which wouldn’t sound out of place in a testimony for a sexual offence court case probably isn’t going to be that successful.īut hey who am I to judge Nate, right? Yeah I’m judging him. Unfortunately for Justin though I fear this time he’s talked his way into a serious vitamin V deficiency. To be honest any vitamin related pick up line gets my vote. You’re always off to a good start if you can make them laugh. It shows just how silly you are and is just about the cutest way to let someone know you’re interested. It’s also a fun way to snag the guy or girl of your dreams. 5.Īh the notorious vitamin D, sought after by many I’m sure. Pick up lines are super corny, we know, but much like love, these lines are timeless.

Maybe work on the delivery a bit more then you’re golden. Though in your defence, I don’t see why talking about Harry Potter wouldn’t instantly put any respectable girl into the mood. Once the tension has been broken with this sly yet direct insinuation, I’m sure the ladies fall at your feet. Straight to the point and no messing around with all that ‘manners and decency’ malarkey. It’s been many moons since opening a conversation with a girl about how large your penis has elicited a positive response.īut the immediate reaction to quote Goodfellas? Maybe the shock got to you Praveen, maybe that footlong diverted some much needed blood flow away from your noggin’.Įither way it’s okay, we understand, there’s plenty more subway workers in the sea. Whilst I’m sure archaeology related pick-up lines work great in the club, perhaps not so much on Tinder.īesides what were you thinking? She tells you she’s ‘taking it at college’ and you can’t make any innuendo from that? Poor show Jonathan, you’ve let us down. So we decided to round up the top 10 Tinder pick-up lines: 1. We’ve all heard of Tinder, and I’m sure many guys are guilty of sending the odd ‘I’m joking if it doesn’t work, but if it does work lets go with it’ lame pickup line.

Pock up lines